Anubis: Could you briefly describe why you punched the child in the face with such force he was knocked off his feet, rendered unconscious and left needing reconstructive surgery.
Drunk Santa: -Hmm… I don’t remember
Anubis: -Keep your voice up.
Drunk Santa: -Zzzzz. Sleeping
Anubis: Make your application to Judge….
Drunk Santa: Ahh… Boy was growling at my deer. He had been staring at him and he had lunged at him using a backpack. I had to stop shitass.
